Coolio - Barracuda Club, Newquay, Cornwall	30/04/2006
LUNASEA "V" COOLIO. XS ENTENTERTAINMENTS. The premier event of XS Entertainments opened with a local Cornish band, The Psykic Farmerz, with their most popular song '' Technical Hitch''. Despite the problems with the PA they still enticed and excited the crowd with their antisocial hip hop style. Barnaby Ray Quartet ripped up another corker of a set, which once again got the crowd dancing and as pumped up as a water balloon. A cracking performance. The crowed roared with anticipation at the thought that Coolio was actually in ye old Kernow, COOLIO, COOLIO was all you could hear. The electricity was phenomenal. Coolio and his possy ambushed the stage at the stroke of midnight to perform a polished and proffesional set. Finally "Lunasea" fronted by Lucy Walker, vox and Pez, piano, stormed onto the stage with a tribe of sexy half naked women and Deano the tweaker, all shaking their sexy arses to the track, "Perfect Paradise", MP3 release date midnight, 20th May 2006 (see news item). Lucy and Pez have spent the last 6 months with Gareth Young of the Cube, creating this ultimate summer Anthem. With a guest appearence by DS Gary of Crowzone and the incredible atmosphere, the track pumped the audience to a frenzy. Wicked and original entertainment for all the family!! The Barracuda gig in Newquay was b'havior of the most XS style." The main acts "Coolio" and "Lunasea' were blatently trailed by a crowd of crazy wild groupies to their classy hotel in Mithian, Cornwall, who then, uninvited, stormed in and trashed the place. Mmmmm. Naughty naughty. Very naughty. "Lunasea's" Pez arrived to find his girlfriend shagging Coolios nephew, Ghost, in his room. Pez quoted, "What's goin on in me bed !" and the kitchen doors of hell opened. DS Gary, of Crow zone had his door kicked in by the gangsters moll (both earlier sang with Lunasea on their track Perfect Paradise) and then a naked Gary put the fear of God into the LA gangsters. Lunasea tweaker Deano, was in a random and chaotic mood. Running about in a white bath robe with carrots up each nostril and sticks of celery in his ears!! People shimmied up the drain pipes to get in to the hotel, adding to the bedlam, in their search for the hip hop gangster rap supremo "Coolio" and members of new trance act "Lunasea" who have their roots in the free party scene. "Lunasea" manager PJ was disgusted with the antics of all concerned. The den of debauchery, wild with gangsta rap style sex games and radicle kitchen antics, was fully topped off by the double penetration of an orgasmic, horny bitch by Mr Coolios own security boys. Wow!!!

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